Q: What's the best way to teach your dog to roll over and play dead?Ī: Have him watch a couple Oakland Raiders games. Q: How do the Raiders spend the first week of training camp? Q: Why do Oakland Raiders fans keep their season tickets on their dashboards? Q: What does a Oakland Raiders fan and a bottle of beer have in common? Q: How many Oakland Raiders fans does it take to change a lightbulb? Q: Did you hear that Oaklands's football team doesn't have a website?Ī: They can't string three "Ws" together. Q: What do the Oakland Raiders and the mailman have in common? Q: What do you call an Oakland Raider in the Super Bowl? Q: What does an Oakland Raiders fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl? How did the Oakland Raiders fan die from drinking milk? Q: What's the difference between an Oakland Raiders fan and a carp?Ī: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish. Q: What should you do if you find three Oakland Raiders football fans buried up to their neck in cement? Q: How do you casterate an Oakland Raiders fan? Q: If you have a car containing a Raiders wide receiver, a Raiders linebacker, and a Raiders defensive back, who is driving the car? Q: What is th difference between a bucket of shit and an Oakland Raiders fan? Q: What do the Raiders and the Post Office have in common? Q: How do you stop an Oakland Raiders fan from beating his wife? Q: Why does President Obama want to send Raider ex-QB Jamarcus Russell to Syria?Ī: The CIA are convinced Jamarcus is the only American who can overthrow Bashir Assad. Q: What is a Oakland Raiders fan's favorite whine? Q: What did the people of Oakland say to Las Vegas? Q: What's the difference between the Raiders and cigarettes?Ī: Peyton Manning doesn't smoke cigarettes Q: Why are so many Oakland Raiders players claiming they have the Swine Flu?Ī: So They don't have to touch the pigskin! Q: How do you keep an Oakland Raiders out of your yard? Q: What do the Oakland Raiders and Billy Graham have in common?Ī: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".
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Q: What do you call 53 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl? Q: How many Oakland Raiders does it take to change a tire?Ī: One, unless it's a blowout, in which case they all show up Q: What is the difference between a Raiders fan and a baby?Ī: The baby will stop whining after awhile.
Q: What do the Oakland Raiders and possums have in common?Ī: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
Q: Why is Latavius Murray like a grizzly bear? Q: What did the Raiders fan say after his team won the Super Bowl?Ī: "Dammit mom, why'd you wake me up? I was having an amazing dream!" Q: What's the difference between the Oakland Raiders and a dollar bill?Ī: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them. Q: How do you know the California State Police are seriously enforcing the Speed Limits into Oakland.Ī: For the first offense, they give you two Raiders tickets. Q: How many Raiders fans does it take to change a light bulb?Ī: None they are happy living in the Broncos shadow! Q: What do you call an Oakland Raider with a Super Bowl ring? Q: What is the new Raiders official cologne creating a lot of buzz? Q: What do the Oakland Raiders and a Chick-Fil-A manager have in common?Ī: Neither one shows up for work on Sunday. Q: What do the Los Angeles Police Department and the Oakland Raiders have in common? Q: Did you hear about the joke that Derek Carr told his receivers? Q: Why can't Derek Carr use the phone anymore?